Monthly spend: $2,039
Yearly burn: $24,468
Lighthouse SEO: 14/100
Google Ranking: Page 4 (maybe)
Premium Web Design Studio · Est. 2018
★★★★★ 5.0 on Clutch

She's Beautiful. A Study in Expensive Websites That Don't Work

"We built websites so stunning, clients forgot to ask if they actually worked. They always found out eventually."

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We Made Everything Look Good

The projects were gorgeous. The Google rankings were… not.

Château Renoir
Luxury Wine · $18,000 build · Page 6 on Google
Meridian Finance
FinTech · $22,000 build · 4.2s load time
Vela Estates
Real Estate · $14,500 build · Zero organic traffic
Lumière Spa
Wellness · $9,800 build · $1,200/mo in ads to compensate
Atlas Law Group
Legal · $16,000 build · No <h1> on the homepage
Verde Market
Organic Food · $11,200 build · Crawlers see empty divs
💸 The Monthly Bleed

She Doesn't Come Cheap

"The website was $18,000. The plugins were $140 a month. The ads to make up for no organic traffic? That one hurt."

You're spending every month
$0
Per month — and rising
Page Builder License
$79
/mo — Elementor Pro, Webflow, whatever she prefers
Plugin Stack
$140
/mo — SEO plugins, form plugins, slider plugins, popup plugins
Heavy Hosting
$120
/mo — Site's too bloated for cheap plans
Dev Fixes
$200
/mo — Something breaks every update
Google Ads
$1,500
/mo — Because organic traffic is zero
Total Monthly Burn
Every. Single. Month. For a page-4 website.
$2,039/mo
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"Our website won three design awards. We were so proud. Then I found out our competitor — with their ugly little site — was ranking above us for every keyword we cared about. They hadn't run a single paid ad."

— Former Client, Restaurant Owner, Charleston SC

You Married the 10.
And She Cost You Everything.

This website is beautiful. That was intentional. We wanted you to feel exactly what your clients feel when they see your competitor's flashy site and assume it must be better than yours.

Beauty isn't the problem. The problem is beauty used as a substitute for structure. Google doesn't care about parallax effects. Google cares about a <h1> tag, a meta description, load time, and whether your navigation links actually go somewhere.

There's another site. It's not as pretty. It won't make you reach for your phone to show your friends. But it's been on page 1 of Google for three years without spending a dime on ads.

Meet the 7 →